boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player

allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac

by shwibby September 16, 2006

Boyfriend chameleon

The act of changing said hobbies, characteristics, opinions, interests, and views in order to be more appealing to your partner.

Aka : Blending into the background of the relationship to the point of becoming the same sex.

Girlfriend: I can't wait to go to Europe!
Boyfriend: don't leave me we have so much in common!
Friend: don't be such a boyfriend chameleon, get your balls back!

by Titty milk 2000 February 05, 2017

winter boyfriend

Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.

I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.

by Freejinn November 18, 2013

jurnees boyfriend

jurnees boyfriend is the hottest man around with a huge dong and his name is ethan.

wow look at jurnees boyfriend, he’s packing. I can see through his pants

by packingyarnbarn March 15, 2022

boyfriend shield

A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.

The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".

The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.

1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."

2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"

by Pasqal Veritude May 21, 2008

non-boyfriend

someone who you hang out with, and have sex with, but don't "date", and are not committed to.

A friend with benefits.

"I'm not with Woody. He's just my non-boyfriend"

"I ran into my ex-non-boyfriend's ex-grilfriend last night. She's a lot of fun"

by Nautigirl May 05, 2007

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo May 16, 2007