Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

by INFDOC September 9, 2021

the great blumpkin charlie brown

The art of upper-decking a toilet, getting a blowjob as they're also taking a dump in the bowl.

Ron and Naomi liked to crash house parties, go to a bathroom and pay a visit to The Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown.

Upper Decker Blumpkin blowjob

by Lionel Letterman February 9, 2017

Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee

to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.

"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."

by tpeezy November 9, 2006

Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut

A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."

She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.

by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015

Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice

A mixture of Piss Female Cum, Vaginal Sweat, and occasional Period Blood, which is drunk by a man performing a Blumpkin on a woman. The man will start to thirst for more Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice, and become a Blumpaholic.

Steve: Man I’m thirsty for some of that Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice.

by ZJeski March 28, 2020

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009