awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

awkward

me

i am awkward

by Xeries July 31, 2024

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Awkward

Someone who is like rly strange but also nice

The CAC class of 2022 is truly a awkward class

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Socially awkward

Lewis bettison

Lewis bettison is socially awkward

by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.

Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!

by skypoet May 29, 2017