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asian mixed

A person who is mixed with Asian and another race. most mixed Asians are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, have nice full chests, and just an all time great body and personality. If you know one, she's a keeper. You're lucky.
Fonzie- dude that girls so asian mixed!
Caleb- how can you tell?
Fonzie- just look at her boobs!
Caleb- man you're right she's like a 34DD!
Fonzie- I heart she's a sweetheart too ;)
Caleb- DIBS.
by Xohbabe_ December 24, 2013
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Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+
Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019
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Asian devastation

When your not satisfied from an Asian dick.
I realized I'm not having anymore Asian dick after the Asian Devastation
by UglyFarts123 December 18, 2017
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asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
by asianjesus September 8, 2006
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Fucking asians

Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.
Bill: Shit, theyre every where

Larry: Who?

Bill: Those fucking asians
by handy andy April 18, 2008
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asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen
Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux
by Matthew Larsen February 1, 2009
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asian porn

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004
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