by josepoppa July 30, 2016
Get the Asian surprisemug. Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.
****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*
by RRCsteve October 31, 2017
Get the asian ranchmug. When your not satisfied from an Asian dick.
by UglyFarts123 December 18, 2017
Get the Asian devastationmug. by asianjesus September 8, 2006
Get the asian jesusmug. Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.
by handy andy April 18, 2008
Get the Fucking asiansmug. 1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen
by Matthew Larsen February 1, 2009
Get the asians agomug. 