Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

asian ranch

Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.

****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*

by RRCsteve October 31, 2017

Asian devastation

When your not satisfied from an Asian dick.

I realized I'm not having anymore Asian dick after the Asian Devastation

by UglyFarts123 December 18, 2017

asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

by asianjesus September 8, 2006

Fucking asians

Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.

Bill: Shit, theyre every where

Larry: Who?

Bill: Those fucking asians

by handy andy April 18, 2008

asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen

Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux

by Matthew Larsen February 1, 2009

asian porn

Adult movies filmed from a different slant.

Kobe Tai

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004