angry librarian

originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.

susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise

by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009

angry alf

A stressy bitch who is annoying and needs to shut up.

Person 1: MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up
Person 1: Alright angry alf, or should i say angry ALV if your name is Ali and you have goof.

by spineworldlover February 17, 2010

Angry Irishman

The angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during ejaculation, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. This also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. The male, having by no choice of his own, ejaculated into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. He then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably Irish whiskey), jams it in her twat and empties it to kill the sperm.

The other night Jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so I foiled her plan with the old Angry Irishman!

by Atomik Menace December 30, 2010

Angry Chinchilla

bury your member in her anal burrow or crevice and if her defense tactic includes spraying urine, you've witnessed the angry chinchilla.

She turned into an angry chinchilla when I suprised her with the anal play.

by fur trapper August 17, 2009

angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011

Angry BH

When you play online poker on Full Tilt and lose, then you go outside and beat the crap out of a crack whore.

Anyone seen BH? Nah, he probably is in jail for doing an Angry BH.

by BOBBARKERR December 9, 2008

Angry Spartan

One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.

Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.

by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011