Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

I love the Potato Empire.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Supreme Potato

better than koala crap potato

i am a supreme potato bitch

by Gege latatano October 12, 2020

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

hyperspace potato

a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.

I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast

by bekfastyyyyy February 1, 2018

slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

by Halfway43 April 7, 2015