Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a bitch and a fat hore that looks amari and he wants to put his dick inside him

Samuel

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a person who has a Black Cock but can be tiny at times, His nipples are also black in color and can often give out black milk plus they are always prominently seen through his shirt and girls like to stare at !

He is so Samuel!

by JerushaKotturi November 23, 2021

Samuel Fishmonger

A powerful being, a god amongst men.

Have you heard of the legend of Samuel Fishmonger?

by Moomala February 11, 2022

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019