anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
by MYNAMEIST March 04, 2007
Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 25, 2010
by Potatoman2006 October 27, 2019
by Someone216 November 23, 2019
by Bruninho October 28, 2019
A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.
Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?
by Itsmekey April 04, 2023
Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
by BlakeMizeLover February 04, 2022