Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

skinny fetus

A very skinny person

Dude 1: "Dang that is one skinny fetus!!"
Dude 2: "For real"

by McFatBelly July 23, 2018

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020

Skinny Sticks

can be enjoyed without guilt. Our snacks are made without cholesterol, trans fats, and artifical flavors and preservatives.

Skinny Sticks branded snacks are made in Waukegan, IL by Cornfields, LLC.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Skinny Grimmo

An extremely thin and sickly young woman who refuses to cook or clean for her seven bastard children and is typically seen holding a Virginia Slim in one hand and a flat-headed baby in the other.

"Look at that skinny grimmo and her dirty kids!"

by jackwwalsh January 22, 2015

Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023