party patties

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

by OldHandle May 7, 2015

Riffy Patty

To annoy someone with vocal obnoxiousness. Complaining or offending someone hostily or abruptly.

John- Whats wrong with you today man?
Rick- Man im still upset from that riffy patty my mom gave me earlier.

by shipsay guy September 25, 2009

Crabby patty

Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)

AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!

by DirtNmud January 23, 2021

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

Patty Wagon

Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man

You are a patty wagon

by fuck your moms mom May 27, 2017

Patty cagney the beast

Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life

Yo whos that?
Thats patty cagney the beast! Isnt he just mind boggling?! What a guyyyy

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017