Dumber than a rock on a bad day

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".

Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.

by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020

tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana

Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices

by alexthechief October 13, 2018

Way Better than Rebecca Black

A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.

by Magzillas May 12, 2011

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."

Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.

by Harrison's Girl March 31, 2020