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sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
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Sloppy BBQ

An activity which consists of four people, three in the spitroast position and the fourth member squatting over the spitroastee taking a shit.
Louise: Lets take this spitroast to the next level.

Sam: Let's turn it into a sloppy BBQ.
by CodeMasterBob May 8, 2018
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Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)
"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"
by crosieraye September 20, 2016
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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
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Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Sloppy Dallas

When she gives you head with a full mouth of dip, preferably Copenhagen.
Hey girl grab that Copenhagen and come give me a Sloppy Dallas.
by SDK69 October 19, 2020
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sloppy biter

a women/ girl who is giving a sloppy blowjob then out of the blue bites on the mans penis
friend 1; yeah man she basically bit my dick off

friend 2; ahh so she is a sloppy biter
by I’m from chaventry May 24, 2018
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