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pink tube monster

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty
Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster
by frend rone November 16, 2010
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lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.
Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
mugGet the lube my tubemug.

Noob Tube

A common term used on Halo 3 for when one uses the sniper rifle to remove the shield of an opponent and then switches to a battle rifle or carbine to finish off the kill for an easy head shot.
OMFG this fucking BK keeps using the sniper and br and he continues to Noob Tube my ass.
by FurY DA SnipeR October 26, 2009
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

Arctic Love Tube

Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.

Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.

It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.

Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.

The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom
Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?

Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker
by The Black Man With The 17 Cock November 19, 2010
mugGet the Arctic Love Tubemug.

Fallopian Tube Day

Fallopian Tube Day is August 15th for all tumblr users. On this day, you should do what is called "fallopian tube" people. You can do this by simply messaging them: "You've been fallopian tubed!"
"Hey, man! Let's reblog fallopian tubes on tumblr because it is Fallopian Tube Day!"
by tumblr user August 15, 2012
mugGet the Fallopian Tube Daymug.

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”
Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.
by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022
mugGet the Tube Sock Teamug.

Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)
Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!
by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017
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