Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Stephen Hawking

A Physicist who is half chair half human

Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?

by Yellow tree dick October 12, 2021

big black hawk

Noun;
A black bird

All the girls love my big black hawk they just wanna ride my big black hawk

by SomeoneSomewhere69fr20 January 27, 2024

hawk tush

Female version of hawk tuah

hawking in the bush

have you heard about the crazy hawk tush drayven gave his girlfriend..

by baddiewaddiechickenpatty March 9, 2025

Stephen Hawking

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Hawk

She is the nicest peice of shit out there.

And she'll tell you.

#1: Look, it's a pretty girl
Hawk: oh, pretty, huh? *kicks #1's ass*

by Radio_indego17 September 4, 2021

Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins

I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out

by TheByrdman August 2, 2018