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Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.
Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off
by Fox670z January 16, 2020
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Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.
Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"
by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018
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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.
1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".
by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022
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Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
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Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.
oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!
by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011
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