Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

I’m off out

Leaving to go somewhere.

alr mate I’m off out

by TwistXL February 22, 2023

Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively

Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off

by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024

philosophy-off

A competition in which two or more philosophers test their knowledge of truth.

The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.

You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!

by Philosopher.King March 2, 2014

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020