a catfish gave me head

a good joke

A catfish gave me head

by gapeshot947 May 29, 2018

will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

by yeye. smirking face September 21, 2021

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

Titter tatter pass me fags round

Your with a group of friends and someone says a funny joke.

Roy made a funny joke and then Bernard said “titter tatter pass me fags round”

by Tiktokmaster69420666 November 8, 2020

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020