by need a nap March 8, 2021
Get the gerber baby mug.The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"
by littlefirez December 22, 2024
Get the Baby Barted mug.When you are playing Pickleball for the first time, there is a rule where you have to introduce yourself as a baby pickle to let other players know it is your first time.
Dude: “Hey Ed, have you ever played pickleball before?”
Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”
Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”
Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”
Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”
by itsallmilkinthebasement September 12, 2025
Get the Baby Pickle mug.by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018
Get the Mickey Baby mug.A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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