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Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf
This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!
by Sam Malone September 3, 2023
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Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.
The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.
by Db.on.db August 4, 2024
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

Jug-off

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off
by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019
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Walk Off

Taking an upper decker after staying up all night wrastlin’ gators
Kyle had a walk off. He stayed up all night and clogged the toilet.
by Dogs barking March 10, 2021
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run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
mugGet the run off and leave him NOT holding the bagmug.

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.
I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.
by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021
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