National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

National Blue Butterfly Day

A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.

This day is every September 18th.

Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."

Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"

Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."

by BrunetteBeauty00 October 24, 2022

national eliza day

Appreciate Somebody named or nicknamed Eliza. Hail the ground they walk on!

“All hail Eliza!!”
“why are you guys saying that??”
“oh its NATIONAL ELIZA DAY!!!”

by hihilol0911 October 25, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick day gon head and suck that dick mhmm..

Gon head and suck that dick gurl its National Suck Dick Day

by unknownnnnkkkss..ssgg October 25, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022