off a pod

When u hit a juul so hard that you feel like ur off a bag.

You high man?
Nah I'm just off a pod.

by Treywayispedogang October 8, 2018

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021

burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.

went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.

by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014