There are two types of people in this world: those who enjoy a Dirty Euan and those who are liars. A Dirty Euan is when a man will shave of all body hair (Ass,willy,back,balls,etc.) and head hair. He then proceeds to lather himself up in rice pudding, custard or porridge(with the consistency of snot) and then enter another male through the back entrance headfirst, at no less than 27mph. Once inside he must spin to provide please and clean the rectum for later use. He then pulls out his head and ejaculates into a hot chocolate and shares it with their partner(s). To end this fine act of love making foreskin must be stretched if present, if not toothpick stabbing inbetween the toes is perfectly acceptable.
Woman 1: "Did you hear what david did to owen?"
Woman 2: "OMG!YES! what a stunner I wish I could get a dirty euan like that."
Woman 2: "OMG!YES! what a stunner I wish I could get a dirty euan like that."
by Langwij Man April 18, 2020
Get the dirty euanmug. Jo: "Omg, Lisa, you earned your redwings didn't you!?"
Lisa: "No, Jennifer gave me a Dirty Eva for teasing her."
Lisa: "No, Jennifer gave me a Dirty Eva for teasing her."
by thedirtyeva August 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Evamug. Dirty Tabatha
Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.
Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.
by Jpoo222 September 19, 2020
Get the dirty tabathamug. This is the nickname for Park Ridge, Illinois. It's ironic because the town itself is quite clean but the teenagers are trash.
by yupok August 31, 2015
Get the dirty ridgemug. the act of shoving a deceased fetus into an infertile woman and her pushing it out so she can feel the sensation of giving birth.
by Jaseypooo April 16, 2020
Get the dirty jasemug. When somebody wipes a small piece of poo across someone's upper lip.They then have a mustache like Hitler.
by T-rent October 12, 2014
Get the Dirty Hitlermug. A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Ethanmug.