telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

by c.o.e. June 21, 2007

phitt shit

the object/person is really cool/fit.

oh my days,you is the phitt shit!

by xndy September 19, 2007

shit-off

Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"

If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost

by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007

Dyfluka shit

A dyfluka shit is when you diarrhea so forcefully into the bowl you get splash back and you have to wipe off your cheeks when you're done.

"Oh man that mexican food was horrible, it gave me the dyfluka shits for days!"

by Bacchus12345 March 15, 2009

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

shit mangler

a dirty person: one who mangles shit; usually with their bare hands.

Sarah was so dirty that she always looks like a shit mangler, rubbing it all over herself.

by unused_name June 29, 2008

Shit Slam

The act of fuckin' dat ass so hard, it's slamming against all the shit still dwelling within' that bitches butt... Tell that ho to go shit.

"Fuck the pussy... I wanna Shit Slam pronto."

by Nick Borrelli December 20, 2008