link-head

an absolute idiot, one who likes the mets way too much, or one who has very very stupid hair.

Justin called Little Yonatin a link-head in English class because he refused to take off his sweatshirt.

by D.G. Grover October 28, 2006

ciao head

when a character is beheaded during a video game of movie, its appropriate to say "ciao head".

ciao in this case is "bye" in italian.

there are also other variations of this term, such as saying " ciao social life" when you can't go out, or saying " ciao gravity" when a person levitates.

Jon: what are you doin?

David: just playing ninja gaidan.. CIAO HEAD!

by nickybabi September 30, 2009

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

polar bear head

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014

Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.

Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head

by biza0re July 12, 2009

Air head

Someone whom everyone thinks is stupid, but has the whole game figured out.

#1 " She's stupid!!! She's an Air head. Her boyfriend is cheating on her! " #2 That's Ace!!!! She's got it figured out! She's Too Flight!!! ". #3 That's Elle Woods!"

by # Ace1243 January 29, 2020