shit-fuck

when some one tottaly desicrates there body, and can be called nothing else but a shit-fuck.

Oh my god, joel caught his dick on fire at Devin's house, hes a SHIT-FUCK !!!

by Devin August 12, 2003

shit didler

someone who masterbates with their own shit

kelsey is such a shit didler

by T-dawg yo July 1, 2009

Shit Slips

A reactionary phrase you might let out when someone tells you about their misfortune.

"I got my report card... Seems like after all those hours of studying, I still failed Biology..." "Shit slips."

"I was in a car accident this morning, and when I got to work, I got fired for being late... My boss is a douche." "Sorry to hear, Bro...Shit slips."

by Anonymiss92 April 7, 2010

Shit Kisser

An insult you use when extremely pissed off.

"That Shit Kisser fucked my girlfriend and keyed my car!"

by fukmook April 12, 2010

Shit Smoker

One that indulges in sucking the asshole of one another.

Yo that chick was hot, but tha bitch must be a Shit Smoker because her face reeked of donkey crotch.

by leadfoothatch June 1, 2009

shit feelings

describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can't specify what exactly is wrong. It comes from "It smells like pretty big shit" > "pretty big problem".
Sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.

Bob: I have shit feelings today.
Sash: Why? Because of school?
Bob: Maybe... but during all day I did nothing.

OR

Bob: Boss sent for me and I am afraid about my future.
Sash: But you don't know what is going on!
Bob: Shit feelings... maybe you see me last time...

OR

Bob: Oh no! Shit feelings!
Sash: Good Lord! No toilets around. I have to go! Sorry man.

by BB_King April 6, 2011

sneak that shit

When one is moving very quite to a specified point to pwn whomever the target is.

Guy1: Yo B, sneak that shit en pwn that asshole.
B: Roger that

by Demonstar* July 27, 2007