One-Direction

The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.

I hope you have to listen to One-Direction!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

One Hit Wonder

The person who takes one hit of weed and gets so high that they don't need anymore.

"He took one hit from the bong last night and was out all night. He's definitely a one hit wonder."

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

one ringer

when you phone someones phone and let it kep ringing untill they answer so you know the persons there, then you hang up.

person 1- i text paula earier but she never text back
person 2- shes maybe avoiding your text, one ringer her.

by stranock June 27, 2009

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.

I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.

by 330Technician March 4, 2021