Toxic Cock Syndrome

When your boyfriend wants to have sex thirty times in one day, you get Toxic Cock Syndrome.

Would you get that thing away from me, I've already got toxic cock syndrome.

by goofilicious August 14, 2011

All cock and balls.

A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.

Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton

God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block

by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009

combat cock wash

To hold the end of your foreskin as you urinate, as the foreskin fills to its limit release the skin and urine. Repeat a few times and the end result is a helmet free from smeg.

the combat cock wash is used by british forces in field conditions where there are no showers.

by Rik78 November 16, 2009

theological cock block

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012