One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Best Christmas song ever!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024

elita one

elita one is female auto bot and has a relationship with optimus prime

elita one also has good skills on fighting

by heeeeel0 December 18, 2024

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

one googolth

1/10¹⁰⁰, in numerals. The probability for the hundreds of prophecies recorded in the Old Testament of the Bible about the Messiah, Savior, or “Chosen One” to be fulfilled.

With an infinitesimal chance of one googolth that Jesus, the Son of God, would come down from heaven to earth to save mankind from eternal death is nothing short of a miracle.

by Numerati December 20, 2024

the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.

Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.

by pcwi December 21, 2024

Elita One

A brave Cybertronian who began as a leader of the female part of Autobots, however more recently started being presented as second-in-command.

May or may not be Optimus Prime's sweetheart.

Adam: Ugh, they made Elita One a girlboss.
Eve: She always was.

by RosalineDolly December 22, 2024