chill your balls kid

the act of chiiling out.

"wanda why dont you chill your balls kid and make me a sandwich"

by amandajohnson15 December 19, 2008

taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

by Fag Black man April 3, 2009

joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt

chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash

by Back Door December 7, 2006

peanut-butter balls

What you use to attack someone you don't like

Gustavo: "Mr. S. is being such a dickhead, I'm gonna get some peanut-butter balls"

by imhungry April 14, 2008

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Kick a guy in the balls day

On April 26th it will be national kick a man in the balls day. I’m making this because of “the boys” making April 24th national rape day. Be safe people<3

Person 1: “why are so many people getting kicked in the balls??”

Person 2: “it’s because it’s national kick a guy in the balls day!”

by MajorFeminist April 20, 2021

Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls

1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.

1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."

by Steim_Time March 30, 2009