Off-Man

The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.
Where’s Desiree at these day’s?

Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.
by DeVinci A.I. June 13, 2022
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Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.
by M3is3D October 17, 2022
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Worked his sanity off

A person (usually a male) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until he is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.
by UnderScoric October 08, 2023
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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Joshing off

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"
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Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
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Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.
I told you where I live so , Off the clap .
by Fumersai January 26, 2018
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