bleeding butt

When your butt bleeds

Anthony: Blood is coming out if your butt!

Jan: yeah, I have a bleeding butt.

by Brittanyg1222 February 8, 2014

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

Peppermint Butt Sex

Putting hot sauce in the asshole for gay sex making it spicy

Hey wanna try peppermint butt sex?

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

Crisco Butt

Applies to both male and female

Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.

2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.

by tx3000 May 4, 2010

Unicorn butt fart

Mmmmmmmmmm

*dies in cod* UniCOrN bUTt fART

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022

Butt-booger

Noun: used to describe a small amount of fecal matter that is stuck or trapped on the outside of the rectum. (Also known as a dingleberry)

I was in such a hurry to poop this morning, I think I missed some and now I am stuck with a butt-booger that needs a good picking.

by Surplus of Fart August 28, 2023

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.

John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023