Dirty Colby

The sexual act of anal sex, in which your partner defecates on your penis to which in turn you proceed to Oral sex and force your partner to scream “boy pussy”

“Dude I had a wild night last night, one minute I was at the bar and the next my dick is covered in shit. Must’ve been a dirty Colby”

by The nutty bull June 6, 2020

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

Dirty Sascrouch

A Sexual position. Turing the female sideays and ridding her leg while fucking hew sideways.

Watched the Dirty Sascrouch on a porno.

by POOP April 20, 2004

Dirty Victoria

In sex, a dirty Victoria is the act of inserting someone’s big toe into your anus and riding it.

She received a dirty Victoria on Valentine’s Day.

by Evelynfrost April 2, 2020

Dirty Pancake

When a male applies a copious amount of pancake batter to his genitalia and proceeds to place it in a heated frying pan being sure to evenly brown it on all sides. Then it can be made into part of a nutritous meal.

CAUTION!!! DO NOT CHAR, SCORCH, SEAR OR SINGE!!!

"So I was at my local dining establishment and found myself skimming the menu but could not make a choice. I flipped the page and there i saw the greatest words in the english language. I proceeded to order the legendary dirty pancake and it was rustled up with all the fixin's."

by Evan And Keiton May 20, 2008

dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009