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Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.
They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.
Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.
by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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Long Lost Friend

This comes from a 2022 tweet and now copypasta “Timothee Chalamet, it seems l've grown quite fond of you, tho there are no sexual urges or desires, you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard.”

The phrase refers to a sense of deep, knowing connection despite not actually knowing the person. Because of this, some young LGBTQ+ people have started using the phrase “you come to me like a long lost friend” as a euphemism for recognizing someone may be queer. Similar, but maybe less dated, version of “Friend of Dorothy.”
Person 1: “You come to me like a long lost friend.”
Person 2: “Bitch— just say gay.”
by YourMomIsAPsyop January 31, 2026
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It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"
"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"
by Scyroo May 12, 2025
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National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day
by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
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National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
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