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Cock Me Burger

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.
Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…
by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023
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RON'S MASSIVE COCK

RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.
Intellectual: Ron's massive cock lives up to the name.
by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
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Cock and ball torture

The act of taking a hammer and crushing someones ball and penis
by niggaballz2 March 21, 2022
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California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
by RollingTide March 31, 2022
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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
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Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later
by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021
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