Head Sunday

The holiday where Guys get head the Sunday after Valentine’s Day from their valentines.

Bro 1: hey bro did you get anything from your girl for Valentine’s Day?
Bro 2: No, but she made it up on Head Sunday l!
Bro 1: Nice!

by YakkoDaCherryBomb February 19, 2018

Head bunted

Head strong child that out smarts a teacher

That child head bunted me

by Barntobefree May 7, 2018

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Big Head

Someone who believes that their importance is equivalent to the importance of the sun. Of course, they are delusional.

Boy: "I'm just really great. Chris Young ain't got nothing on this swag bag."
Girl: "You better stop saying stuff like that or else you will get a big head."

by Hotstuffswagmaster February 24, 2018

Eskimo Head

When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)

Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head

by Harry azzol February 25, 2018

big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

by lolweird February 25, 2018

duck head

When your name is Bradley Allen and sometimes you duck in and out of
Peoples gay 3sum’s

One day I was duck head and it was the biggest mistake

by The beefeater February 26, 2018