by Tyballs November 19, 2012
Get the Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms mug.It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends
and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%
and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%
dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*
by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017
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Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:
Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.
Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:
Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.
Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Phrase inspired this afternoon by a schmuck driving a red Merc C63 AMG at at least 20mph over the limit in the Geary tunnel in SF (I assume to hear his manly V8 echoes), and continuing to swerve around traffic westward into the sunset...
Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
by Clever Boffin March 14, 2014
Get the more balls than dick mug.Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair
by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019
Get the Doctor Cock And Ball Torture mug.Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.
The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.
The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.
Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."
Normal person: "Tf?"
Normal person: "Tf?"
by ballpitshit June 18, 2022
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