National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.

Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.

by liquid19 April 21, 2022

National Devin Day

On July 30th Devins all around the world are celebrated. Smoke a blunt and celebrate your greatness 🙂

Its National Devin day! Happy Devin day

by Ssahh April 22, 2022

national give your girl a hoodie day

this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie

the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day

by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022

Young nation

Collective term for Aaliyah Stans

Members of the young nation are so attractive

by Erica käne April 23, 2022

Young nation

Collective term for Aaliyah Stans

Members of the young nation are so attractive

by Erica käne April 23, 2022