My butt

I dont want to type

My butt hurts

by Oh, worm! February 22, 2021

Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.

-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".

by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019

butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by anonymous October 3, 2017

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

by Kryan October 30, 2022

Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.

After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.

by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022

Butt

Two cheeks used for pooping.

Oh billy!
What?
I found my butt!!
Wow!

by #olderlady September 26, 2018

Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016