On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023

Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020

Your a nigga

When Patrick screams youre a nigga to his mom and his mom gets out of the car and tackles him and then he shits himself.

Hey mom your a nigga

by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019

Your Momma

A joke that weird people who were neglected as a child use on Roblox. These people are to be avoided since they are highly likely to be a douche-bag with horrible insults that seem like he or she was sniffing pig ass before they said "Your Momma". These idiots were probably ditched by their parents to get the milk and dont deserve any attention.

Bates said "Your momma is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"

"I believe he was neglected as a child"

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew October 21, 2022