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your mother's clam 

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"
"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"
your mother's clam by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015
Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!
J:you're an ass!
A:Yea well... so's your face

G:you arse licker
A:Yea well... so's your face
Your face by Jay December 29, 2003
The greatest game played on Earth. When you see someone that makes you laugh whether it's their clothing, hair style, the way they walk, what they drive, their family, etc.. just say Your Team to your friend. It's rude but hilarious. There really aren't any rules..
"Wow, guy with mullet rocking the hawaiian shirt? Your team.."
"Did you become a fan of "Your Team" on facebook yet?.. No? Well Dude.. you are on your own team then"
YOUR TEAM by YourTeamAdmin March 3, 2010

Your life 

Man your life sucks
Your life by Shadowcast March 6, 2018

Your mom a jew 

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny
Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

your person

they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person
speaker 1- do you have a boyfriend?
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.