The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day

The Johnson fam is the best YouTube channel

by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019

meg johnson

big chav

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson

by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019

Clay Johnson

When one’s hands are very voluptuous

Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.

Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?

by Refarf May 22, 2019

Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"

by JBank September 20, 2010

Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013