Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.

"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"

by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Weasel Puss

Nicholas Huber

Weasel puss is an attractive man.

by gunnergrant October 31, 2018

Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021