Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Chicken weasel

Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.

Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.

by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021