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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007
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Sandy Vagina

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.
by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011
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vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.
Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.
by Geoff AF May 15, 2009
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Vagina titan

A vagina titan is someone who can fit 13 penises or more inside her at once.
Becky is such a vagina titan.
by RBD130013 July 17, 2009
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Vagina Rage

A woman is having sex and she gets angry at her partner for some weird awkward fucking reason then her vagina grows teeth and bites off her partners dick.
I was having sex with this girl last night, and she went on a Vagina Rage.
by that dumb bitch in the hood December 13, 2010
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Vagina Destroyer

A dick to be proud of. A nice sized pussy slaying man dick. Just the right size to tear some walls and get some moans.
Ryan docked his vagina destroyer in Pussy Bay.

Ryan destroyed japan's pussy with his vagina destroyer.

Vagina destroyer bring tsunami!
by Rquad439 June 28, 2012
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vaginal warts

When a woman is fucked so hard in the pussy by a greasy mexican where her pussy leaks cum onto her asshole and because the mexicans grease gets on the cum, after about 30 minutes the woman will have a severe burning sensation and develop about 15 excrutiating warts on the vaginal and anal regions
I gave this woman vaginal warts with my greasy ass mexican dick.
warts
vagina
greasy
mexican
by aMOISTtoasterStroodle July 19, 2014
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