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urbandictionary.com 

u know like in 'transformers' wen the autobots came to earth and were speaking english and one of them said ''we learned earth's language from the world wide web''... if they had visited/learned from urbandictionary.com, they would have destroyed every single life form on this sad stupid-definitions-by-retarded-teens-on-waste-of-internet-space-websites-like-urbandictionary chinese-populated planet of ours.
autobot: we learnd earth's language from urbandictionary.com

optimus prime: and now, instead of saving these weak fucktards from the deceptitards, we must destroy this chinese-people-infested wasteland!!!

other autobots: hey mehngg! wtf!!, u must have had a shit load of gay men's jizz fo' breakfast!!

optimus prime: AUTOBOTS SELF-DISTRUCT RIGHT NOWW!!! AND THATS A FUCKIN ORDER!

*and they all self-distruct and wipe out humanity*

urbandictionary editors 

The people who decide which entries are too stupid for submission and which ones are worth submitting. Without them, urbandictionary.com would cease to exist, or be crowded with even more garbage entries than are socially aceptable.

urbandictionary 

a website that is too celtic and swiss to be high brow. its writers are probably beatles and indie rock fans who are skinny math nerds that don't use heroin.
the people over at urbandictionary .com don't understand that anglo-saxon culture, and not celtic culture, is the dominant culture in the United States of America.
urbandictionary by Suevic Aryan March 12, 2018

urbandickwad

People who just try too hard to be funny and end up looking stupid.
An urbandickwad - booty number 4:
a girls ass, only if its phat.

guy1: damn look at that niiice booty
guy2: ima tap that ass tonight
urbandickwad by Jesusinheat March 25, 2009

urbandickrevenge 

The lame act of trying to get the name of one of your personal enemies listed as a word in the urban dictionary as payback for something they did to you.
"I'll show him, I'll use urbandickrevenge and get his name listed as a vulgar term in the urban dictionary".
a mean guy that needs to be kicked and calls everyone cod names and various other things of which they found on urbandictionary
dude tanner just called me a bk randy/:

i know.. hes such an urbandick.
urbandick by misscookiebam September 10, 2011