Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

Uber

An excessive amount of; over stimulized

That city swan was uber dirty.
That pool was uber awesome.

by Lina43019971115 February 10, 2012

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

got ubered

When a self-driving car kills you.

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018

Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021