Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!
no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
by .why.am.i.here. April 05, 2011
A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....
by DerekD January 07, 2008
describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!
nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!
nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
by Chris Carr February 24, 2007
An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.
Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"
by Dovetchka December 22, 2005
the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
by pantaking69 July 01, 2022
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
by savvysandwichmaker11 February 03, 2020
When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
by TheRealDoctorPepper January 30, 2010