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jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong
We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet
by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016
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toilet talking

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
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toilet flick

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017
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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.
Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.
by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
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Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
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Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
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Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.
I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got
by bg43 February 21, 2017
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